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  • Balthazar: You have me confused with the other angel. You know, the one in the dirty trenchcoat who's in love with you?
  • Naomi: You're hoping Castiel will return to you. I admire your loyalty. I only wish he felt the same way.
  • Meg: Go ask him, he was your boyfriend first.
  • Gabriel: Your boytoy
  • Fandom: .....
  • Destiel shippers: ....
  • Writers: Why does everyone think Dean and Cas are gay for each other?

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Life is beautiful (1997)

The game starts now. You have to score one thousand points. If you do that, you take home a tank with big gun. Each day we will announce the scores from the loudspeaker. The one who has the fewest points will have to wear a sigh that says “Jackass” on his back. There are three ways to lose points. One, turning into a big crybaby. Two, telling us you want your mommy. Three, saying you’re hungry and want something to eat.

A Supernatural Guide to Angels

  • Michael: Originally nice but turned out to be a douche
  • Zachariah: Douchiest douche to ever douche in the history of douches
  • Raphael: Douche to the millionth power
  • Anna: Awesome for a few episodes then became a douche
  • Uriel: Douche that was actually an ultra douche
  • Castiel: Actually not a douche except for that one time he ate a bazillion dead monster souls and went through a period of douchiness (it was just a phase)
  • Lucifer: The only one who was never a douche everyone wants to fuck him or hug him, preferably both
  • Balthazar: Smartass, self-serving douche that we actually liked but died due to his affiliation with the Winchesters
  • Naomi: Douchey douche until like two hours before her death whoops
  • Gabriel: A douche but we love him anyway because he's funny
  • Gadriel: Fucking douchemaster
  • Virgil: Typical angel douche until he killed the attractive crying man and leveled up into a black belt of douchiness
  • Metatron: douche douche douche douche douche douche douche douche douche douche douche douche douche douche douche douche douche douche douche douche douche douche douche douche douche douche douche douche douche douche douche douche x 100000000000 douches